Realtorspeak – A Decoder Ring
It’s amusing to see how, on a home for sale, the truth gets stretched, muddied, and fuzzied when describing the "features" of a property. Who knew that a "low-maintenance yard", in actuality, means "rock garden"? I keep coming across more, but here are some of my favorites: "Convenient" = Located on freeway entrance ramp "Motivated [...]


Realtor, Marathon Man, "Man of a Thousand Voices".